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Bartender Song is a YFM cover.
Bartender Song

Lyrics Edit

Bartender I really did it this time



Broke my parole to have a good time



When I got home it was 6 am



The door was locked so I kicked it in



She was trippin' on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my shit out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken' stuper I did what I shoulda' never done

And now I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you, drunk and on the run [Chorus]

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car

Crashed that piece of shit and stepped away You know I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers til' they get here

Yeah I know the sun is comin' up and ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up

But I'm tryin' to dry my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road

And everything that I love is gone and I'm tired of hangin' on [Chorus]

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park so i jacked the keys to her f**kin' car

Crashed that piece of shit and stepped away I guess it was meant to be

Romance is misery

So much for memories

And now I'm headed for the penitentiary

See me on tv The next cop series I am dangerI guess I shoulda' did somethin' 'bout my anger But I never learned

Real things that don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love to watch it burn

You know it's my fault but I wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fit so I crashed that piece of shit nova And now I'm goin' back again Back to the pen to see my friends

And when we all pile out that county van

They're gonna ask me where I've been [Chorus]

I've been at a bar on the inside

And I'm waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park so i jacked the keys to her f**kin' carCrashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Well I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

And I'm waitin' on my ride on the outside

You know I crashed that piece of shit

And then I stepped away

Yeah, I stepped away

You know I crashed that piece of shit

And then I stepped away...

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