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Epileptic Techno is a YFM song.
Epileptic Techno

Lyrics Edit

EPILEPTIC TECHNO

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-pileptic

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-pileptic Techno!

Chilaxin' out with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

They want to check this joint Club Convulsion

We put our ass in motion

All my stupid friends rolled up and the DJ looked like superman

If he were homeless

And standing by the bar Douchebag was hitting on a tranny!

Oh, wait that's Hillary Clinton there with Dick Cheney who was killen' a kitten

I saw Shaq, Jack Black, and J-Lo

I even saw that one guy from that one show

I saw alcoholic Jews and fat truckers and Oprah was there like,

"I'm Oprah fucker!"

And everything was good until the second

homeless superman put on this record

I stood there with my friends and the Olsen twins

As he spins everybody had Convulsions!

Dance, Dance, Dance, like your heaving a seizure

Move, Move, Move like your having a fit

Shake, Shake, Shake, this is causing a spasm

Epileptic Techno

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-pileptic

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-pileptic Techno

Now I ain't trying to disrespect epileptics

But the music he played made the place go hectic!

The speakers on the deck came disconnected

All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked

I felt my muscles expand and contract

I passed out on the dance floor lying on my back

Reality started fading... Cutting in and out!

I woke up when an Olsen twin threw up in mouth!

And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure

But the whole fuckin' theater was havin' a seizure

Except Oprah the music didn't touch her

Still standing hard, "I'm Oprah fucker!"

I saw the DJ load another disc, but most of the party still the foaming at the lips

I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit

But homeless superman started spinning that next hit!



Dance, Dance, Dance, like your having a seizure

Move, Move, Move like your having a fit

Shake, Shake, Shake, this is causing a spasm

Epileptic Techno

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-pileptic

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-pileptic Techno

We woke up once again from my seizure

I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-shirt

We slid out the back like greased up butter

We saw Oprah, "I'm Oprah fucker!"

We made it out alive, BOOYAH!

We all stood around like what are we going to do now?

We picked a new club what'd we get we somehow rolled up to club tourettes?

The music there gave everyone a tick

And every time it played the whole place would twitch

And shift and switch and bitch and talk shit like

Ass-barf-barf-ass-bark-piss!

Barf-piss-ass-ass-barf-barf-piss-ass-ass-piss!

We ran away like a jet propulsion

Man I guess we'll go back to club convulsion

Dance, Dance, Dance like your having a seizure

Epileptic Techno

Epileptic Techno

Oh, no not having a seizure!

Epileptic Techno

Epileptic Techno


Dance, Dance, Dance like your having a seizure

Epileptic Techno

Epileptic Techno

Oh, no not having a seizure!

Epileptic Techno

Epileptic Techno

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